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Watch Out for the Bull! Michael Dawkes

Watch Out for the Bull!

Michael Dawkes

Published August 3rd 2011
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Anyone European who believes in death knows that when they get to Heaven, the French will be the chefs and that, in Hell, the cooks will be English.In a new afterlife venue called Euroheaven, the Swiss are the organisers, whereas in Euro-FederalMoreAnyone European who believes in death knows that when they get to Heaven, the French will be the chefs and that, in Hell, the cooks will be English.In a new afterlife venue called Euroheaven, the Swiss are the organisers, whereas in Euro-Federal Hell, Italians are being recruited to play a similar role.To encourage citizens of the EU to make the right choices, a long dead Chinaman has been resurrected and sent among them. Called Wong, his British followers believe he is the Messenger they have been waiting for.The advent of ‘Project Euroheaven’ coincides with the Super Cheese Ball Crash, the worst road (Autobahn) traffic accident of the 21st century, thus far. A truck full of exploding cheese balls ensures there are over two hundred victims. Only three qualify for entry.Has the Messenger’s list of Supplementary Commandments raised the bar too high? Are Autobahns dangerous? Will the project survive?This relevant but irreverent account (written by the Messenger’s Yorkshire-born scribe) may draw you to the ‘ism created by the Messenger. ‘Messengerism’ could become the cult of our times.